Mondeee 22nd Decembre.

Today! Yes...today. What happened? Well I woke up at half eight and just sat around in me undies for about three hours in me undies watching T4 playing Mario Kart. Quite nice, then went for a shower to make myself look nice for me fit doctor who then proceeded to put some gel like gunk on my chest (which got in my hurr which then meant another hair wash) and had a look at my lungs. It was like one of those things that you do when you're pregnant to see the baby....I cannot think of what they're called. You know when a word completely escapes your brain when you need it the most? Anyway and we found out that my lungs are knackered.

I got back from there at about half threeish and had ANOTHER hair wash and I used some shampoo that made me hair smell like those litte Campino sweet with the swirly bits in them. Yum.

I then went to LONDON BRIDGE tube station, not CHARING X where Joe and Emily were waiting for me. When someone says London Bridge over and over and over again and you reply with "So London bridge, yeah?" you'd think they meant there and not Charing X. Can't even get to C.X from L.B. Bint.

Soooo anyhou, Went for a walk around Leicester Square and Emmy bought me a Caramel Macchiato, very peculiar and definately not worth £2.65, but I was grateful anyway. Quite the novelty, but I won't be going there again soon me no thinks. Or I might push the boat out and have a cup of tea the next time I'm there. Can't go wrong with tea....but I'll bet Starbucks put a bit of holly on top, being that it's christmas and all and I'll end up with spikey leaves in me drink. 

After buying the coffee's that came to about £99999999999.65, we went and sat down on the curb in Covent Garden and watched a bloke jump over a bin and some kids to the tune of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean. There was this girl he chose from the audience to jump over, she must've been about ten or eleven, or elven even and she had the most gormless look on her face that I'd ever seen. I nearly wet myself just looking at her. I don't think anyone else saw the funny side. That bloke also balanced a bike on his head and had a big of a jog. It made me wonder that whether that was what Halfords staff get up to when there are no customers.

We then went to meet Joes Mum, Sally who is always so lovely! I can see why though sometimes Joe thinks she's just an intrusive mental, but she is too lovely for her own good. She came out of Marks and Spencers armed with water for everyone, and a mini christmas cake for me. Bess 'er. 

Anyway, we went to the Lyric theatre to see Eddie Izzard's new stand up, Stripped. Bloody genius! After that, Joe and Em paid for me to get the train home with them. On the train home I was reading the personal ad's, purely because 99% of the time, they are just pure comedy gold.
"Male 60 WLTM, Male, 18-30. Could you be my mister right?". Another: "I was the handsome dark haired guy, you were the blonde eating chicken and chips, licking your lips at me on the Bakerloo Line. Christmas drink?". GOLD. 

Pet of the day in the London Paper was Simon, a deaf kitten. I told Joe this and he just looked at me, uninterested and went back to his crossword. Old git.

I've just had a bit of cheese just a few minutes ago when I got in, got my laptop and me DS, crawled into bed and that brings us to now.

Docs in the morn, whoopie!

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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are about to have a Light Sabre fight and just before it, just to put Luke off, Vader says to him..."err, Luke...I know what you've got for christmas!" Luke asks him how and Vader refuses to tell him. In the end Luke gets annoyed and demands that Vader tells him how he knows. Vader replies: "I felt your presents."